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Room Mates  Part 24

by Haggismum

OK now where were? Ah yes Mrs Q in her un-divine wisdom had decided to play around a little with the crew of the good old USS Fuckyourbud.

Fed up to the back teeth with Q and his infatuation with the very prudish unsexy all business Star Fleet captain she had decide shortly after putting junior to bed that she would put an end to her mate's errant ways once and for all. The only problem was how to do it.

With a snap of her fingers she took herself off to Voyager and had been more than a little astounded at the antics that were going on.
In the holodeck the first officer and senior pilot were rubbing up against
each other and mumbling things she didn't even begin to understand.
In the Vulcan's quarters things were frantic as the young ensign that usually announced their arrival was playing cowboy and riding the Vulcan's cock.

In the store room at the back of the kitchen Sam Wildman was screaming and writhing in ecstasy as Nelix's whiskers tickled her thighs and his tongue tickled the other important bit of a woman's body. "Ugh how gross," the female Q thought to herself then made a note to get Q to perform the same act so she could fully understand just how gross it was.

On the bridge she had observed the quiet and very manly Ayala as he stood behind Gerron while he was at the helm, she watched him absently stroking the young man's shoulder then bending to whisper a string of obscenities in the young man's ear causing his usually pale skin to flush bright red.

"You're really gonna do that?" Gerron asked with a large grin spreading across his face.

Ayala nodded, " just as soon as this fuckin shift ends baby," and then with a pat on the head he had returned and took the captain's chair to wait on Alpha shift coming to relieve them and as soon as they did he could then relieve himself in Gerron.

Mrs Q frowned, "In the name of Q their all at it, why doesn't that woman have a mate?" she casually drummed her fingers on the side of the hull then it hit her. She couldn't make any of the crew fall in love with the woman, no matter what she did it wouldn't look natural. She needed love so that Q would think it was real. Soooo, she thought to herself, if I just put two lovers in other bodies, yesssss, that's it. Tom and Chakotay were lovers, in fact they were just perfect. With a click of her fingers each of the command staff found themselves occupying the body of another.

Now she hoped these pitiful mortals could pull off the charade.

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B'el muttered to herself and stepped onto the bridge as Chakotay to take command with Harry trapped in Tuvok's body hot on her heels.

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Tom, stuck in the small and physically tired body of his captain, suddenly, found it necessary to climb back into bed and rest, it confused him no end to watch himself come to his aid and then he remembered that his lover was trapped inside his body.

Chakotay sat down beside him/her gently stroking the side of his/her face.

"You ok?" his own blue eyes stared down at him but it was Chakotay's concerned voice he heard.

He nodded, "Just a little tired, Cha, that's all. I'll be fine when I've had a sleep."

Chakotay/Tom smiled and tucked the blankets up round Tom/Janeway. I need to go to the bridge Tom I'll be back as soon as I can get some rest sweetheart." Carefully he leaned in and drew Tom into a deep loving
kiss.

"NOOOOO," Q screamed, Kathy, Kathy, Kathy NOT HELMBOY?????????


TBC